Zombie Attack?

SquadLeaderL · April 1st, 2007, 18:52

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Give Your Opinions Mates

thephenom · April 1st, 2007, 19:00

ok?

And?

Daes · April 1st, 2007, 19:06

Don't worry, we have the Canadian Undead Neutralization Team for dealing with any local outbreaks.

Move along now folks, nothing to see here...

-Daes

Moderate · April 1st, 2007, 19:11

This is great Airsoft Media...woohoo...WTF!?

Mason · April 1st, 2007, 19:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquadLeaderL

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

or so they claim, get your door baricades ready.

Freedom Fighter · April 1st, 2007, 19:32

All this fuss over nothing. It was just a bunch of government workers that accidentally wandered outside during their lunch break. No biggy, I'm sure they're all safe back inside city hall by now.

Moderate · April 1st, 2007, 19:45

No one escaped.

Hunter Killer · April 1st, 2007, 19:48

This took place in 2005, nothing has ever been said about it since. I would not be suprised if Cambodia were to use bio weapons on vietnam

Mysteryfish · April 1st, 2007, 20:20

april fools ends at noon...

SovietHippie · April 1st, 2007, 20:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daes

Don't worry, we have the Canadian Undead Neutralization Team for dealing with any local outbreaks.

Move along now folks, nothing to see here...

-Daes

Would the acronym for that team be CUNT or would they use a different one?

Moderate · April 1st, 2007, 21:45

Well if you were a zombie and you heard that the CUNT was in town, to kill you...wouldn't you shit your pants and slowly hobble away in the opposite direction?

Freedom Fighter · April 1st, 2007, 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by moderatesniper

Well if you were a zombie and you heard that the CUNT was in town, to kill you...wouldn't you shit your pants and slowly hobble away in the opposite direction?

If a CUNT were after me I'd fake a leg injury and lay there waiting.

Lakonian · April 1st, 2007, 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by moderatesniper

Well if you were a zombie and you heard that the CUNT was in town, to kill you...wouldn't you shit your pants and slowly hobble away in the opposite direction?

in short-YES.

neil555688 · April 1st, 2007, 23:02

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
o its more real then you think

frankiet · April 1st, 2007, 23:06

Not an authentic BBC link. A nice forgery though. Go to their real website and try to find that article. You won't find it. Nice Try.

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April 1st, 2007, 18:52	#1
SquadLeaderL Trader rating Join Date: Mar 2007	Zombie Attack? Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. Give Your Opinions Mates __________________ _______________________________________________

April 1st, 2007, 19:06	#3
Daes Trader rating Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Victoria, BC	Don't worry, we have the Canadian Undead Neutralization Team for dealing with any local outbreaks. Move along now folks, nothing to see here... -Daes __________________

April 1st, 2007, 19:32	#6
Freedom Fighter Trader rating Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mississauga, ON	All this fuss over nothing. It was just a bunch of government workers that accidentally wandered outside during their lunch break. No biggy, I'm sure they're all safe back inside city hall by now. __________________ Few individuals would view themselves as barbarous, no, instead they view themselves in a different light, a distorted reality that justifies who they are and what they have done.

April 1st, 2007, 19:00	#2
thephenom Trader rating Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Toronto	ok? And?

April 1st, 2007, 19:11	#4
Moderate Trader rating Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Under a Bridge	This is great Airsoft Media...woohoo...WTF!?

April 1st, 2007, 19:45	#7
Moderate Trader rating Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Under a Bridge	No one escaped.

April 1st, 2007, 19:48	#8
Hunter Killer Trader rating Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ottawa,Ont	This took place in 2005, nothing has ever been said about it since. I would not be suprised if Cambodia were to use bio weapons on vietnam __________________ Military Memorabilia Collector and History Enthusiast

April 1st, 2007, 20:20	#9
Mysteryfish Trader rating Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: North Vancouver, B.C.	april fools ends at noon...

April 1st, 2007, 21:45	#11
Moderate Trader rating Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Under a Bridge	Well if you were a zombie and you heard that the CUNT was in town, to kill you...wouldn't you shit your pants and slowly hobble away in the opposite direction?

April 1st, 2007, 23:02	#14
neil555688 Trader rating Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: calgary	http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm o its more real then you think __________________ And Lo! Jacob saideth unto him.. "Look mate, I hit you in the elbow, right." And Zachiria looked on with terrible aspect and replied: "Bollocks, it was a ricochet." And then Jacob looked up and called upon the mighty power of the Lord, who descended from heaven on a golden chariot with a Vulcan minigun stuck on the front and smote Zacharia with a sustained full-auto burst. And Lo! Jacob proclaimed: "God is indeed MIGHTY!!"

April 1st, 2007, 23:06	#15
frankiet Trader rating Join Date: May 2006 Location: Toronto	Not an authentic BBC link. A nice forgery though. Go to their real website and try to find that article. You won't find it. Nice Try.