It seems the football like shoulder pads didn’t little to emulate the combine vest look, so it looked like time to take this thing under the knife.

The pads seem overly complicated.

Like how they can flip up. For what purpose I don’t know.

Today I will be using this… thing.

This tool is from back in my cadet days, great for cutting seams and removing patches.

The vest put of a fight, and I managed to get myself with the… thing.

I retaliated the only what i know how. Fire. (Actually burning the lose threads)

Looking more combine every day. (Sans the Halo Helmet)