LOL so why post it in the media at all?
Here's a picture of my camouflage system. It's top secret, and in the "conceptual design pre-prototyping phase":
This rendering clearly demonstrates the effectiveness of Morbiatek Biotechnology Corporation's* ground-breaking and patent pending
photo-optical transdisplacement (PO-TDP) technology. In this image, our model is conceptually represented equipped with our latest generation of
PO-TDP (tm) camouflage technology**.
PO-TPD is now available for pre-order for exclusive transdimensionally qualified quantum capable entities, with first production run estimated at POI+6 months ***.
*Registered business entity in the Republic of Chad
**Conceptual image only. There's nobody in the fucking picture.
***Product not yet invented. Point of Invention plus 6 months.