More Dollar Store Airsoft
 

So I was at the local shopping mall today and I'm sad to say that I found a Marui knock off EBB pistol for $30.

The bad news... I saw them sell one of a little boy about 14 years old at MOST.

The good news... it shoots about as hard as I fart.


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Why the hell does it have a laser out the front end?


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What is a manganese battery? I know of them, but why shouldn't I use them in this?


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"If the inferior battery is usage of this product may make some action not coherent"
Sort of like that sentence.


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Motor-driven blowback action driven by motor. Could that sentence be any more redundant? Somehow, I don't think it has a hop-up.


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Ohhh dear.


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Wow... just... wow.


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Well at least it's to scale. It takes 4 AAA batteries and has the typical Marui style EBB magazine.


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So THAT is why it had a laser pointing out the front end.... If nothing else, it will make a great laser-pointed for presentations.



.... JUST KIDDING!




So verdict? The Dollar Store sells these for $30. Worth it? If you want a wall-hanger with an orange tip, sure. If you want to play airsoft? Umm... stick some bb's up your ass and blast away, you're guaranteed to get more hits that way.

Nice review. :D Wish my local dollar stores carried 'wimp soft' like that, I could stock up.

TM should take notes... damn.. I wish my tms had "infrared collimators".

Hmph, my dollar store airsoft review was sent to the trash bin pretty quick. And it was funny enough to make people's day.

Still, it is quite humerous.

Did you see the age?? 10 and up!!

I had a TM 18c ebb, i opened it up and cut the spring in two.
As a result it shot half as hard and 8 times as fast. (compairable to an 18c gbb)

Hahaha i have seen those before some guy tried to sell me some out of the back of his hippie van

did u fall for his trickery? xP
seriously... age 10+....

no i didnt i had beter a crossman stinger

"The slide can shake back and forth"

BHUAHAHAAA

rofl at least they're being creative by sticking a laser in the gun itself

When I was in Israel, in the Arab market, I bought a horrid Chinese-made springer that was supposed to be an STI 5".....it was more like a 3.2" and the BBs were so horribly made they jammed up my Canadian Tire Crapsoft Shotgun!!!

It was all fun and games of course- can't beat having a drunken skirmish at night with $3 guns and 2000 bbs for $1.

Those BBs... They look delicious.

Something about the red - it makes them so candy like. Mmm, cherry...

haha thats the greatest thing ever

Happy st. patricks day.

-removed by Aqua - I swear I didn't write this shit-

haha there so good to build up your eye strength

What are? Anal beads?

no shitty aorsoft guns

Maybe it's because I'm hung over, but I don't get it.

And I'm quite sure I didn't write that last post.

well it was a funny post i read it last night but i cant really remember what it said but it was finny

haha love your room :P messy like a men room lol

by the way... its not TM right? i don't see the logo on the box

No, it's not TM. There are -NO- markings on the box giving away any brand name. I was pretty confused as well. There's no markings on the gun either that are going to give any hints, darnit.

They're ashamed, Aqua. They're ashamed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGESetfUbNs

Time for a video review!

Doesn't work....

Worked for others.

Anyone else having issues?

Worked for me.

Allow me to paraphrase, Aqua says it's "super awesome best fun" and you should send all your overpriced high end guns to him "for they bring shame upon your family" and buy buy buy this $ 30. wonder gun.

That was the best crapsoft review ever!

now it works. I tried this morning it says the video wansn't done or something

Last night there were some major issues on YouTube, such as the comment page wasn't working at -ALL-

I lmao when I watched this

LMAO!!! Excellent vid Chris! Nearly pissed myself! So basically as you put it...you'll get more fps if you shoved a bottle of .12's up your ass and blew a fart! Thanks again for enlightening us with your fantastic reviews! That made my day!

Wire that thing up to a 9v battery and listen to that sewing maching go into high speed

I'm not smart enough to understand how to wire shit. That's why I've never installed an internal upgrade myself in my life let alone screwed around with wiring or electricity (and hooking up LED's to my speakers so they pulsed with each beat doesn't count)

just look inside where the batterys go on post should have a red wire soldered to it and one post should have a black wire soldered to it. The spings are - and the flat contacts are +. take the red wire attach it to the + post of the 9v and take the black wire attach that to the other post on the battery.

Sit back and listen to that thing scream, it won't last for longer but you will giggle

its me or the video have a delay... I mean, the sound and the image is not playing at the same time...

youtube always does that